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Good Morning From The Staten Island Deer, Were on the way to work like the rest of you, we have Bills too. On the Ferry heading to Perth Amboy at 5am. And Staten Islanders think they have it bad.

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6am at the Office

Were Early as Usual like all Staten Islanders

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7am The New Dorp Crew Is Already Hard at Work

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7am  The Tottenville Supervisor Kitty is on hand for Safety & Supervision

My Motto is “Staten Island Safety & Service”

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8am The Staten Island Deer are Working on Future Expansion into Staten Island

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  • 8:30 am  Staten Island Chuck is in Mission Control
  • Staten Island Deer You Have a Go
  • I repeat Staten Island Deer You Have a Go

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9am The Staten Island Deer Have Finished Another Foundation

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10:00am The Staten Island Deer Have Some Admirers from New Jersey

I like the one with the Antlers

Hello Staten Island Deer

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The Deer politely replied, Meet us at Killmeyer’s Tonight Girls were a little busy now

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11:00am Chef Stapleton Squirrel is busy in the Company Kitchen Cooking up a Storm

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Lunch Break

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Alfresco Dining Boys Dig In

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My Favorite Chef – Vegan

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The New Dorp Crew Prefer to Eat In The Company Cafeteria

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Staten Island Chuck who is the Union Delegate had a Liquid Lunch.

Contract Negotiations, Quite Understandable Chuck

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12:30am Like All Good Things Must Come to an End

Lunch is Done

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12:30pm  Two Minutes Staten Island Chuck we will be right there

Ok You Squirrels, I dont want to have to deal with the Boss Again

I Got your back Hurry Up

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1:30am The Kitty Kats Computing Away

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2pm Break Time

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Cat Latte for The South Shore Kittys

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The Chef Stapleton

Prefers Hot Expresso

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Earl Grey Tea for the Freshkills Finch

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I need a Jolt of Caffeine

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Chuck decided to go out for Coffee with a new Union Member

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I only Drink Starbucks Macciato

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Attention Attention-  Managers Meeting at 2:30pm

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As Usual Another Heavy Duty BS Meeting

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3pm Time to go Home to Staten Island

5pm So instead of the Ferry we all Road the Bus together over the Outerbridge

7pm And got back home to Good Ole Staten Island, One minute there was a Change in the plans

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2am One of The Staten Island Deer was getting Married, So The Girls from New Jersey threw a Stagg Party at Killmeyers. The Party  was so  loud  you could here it in Bayonne and it was Very  Late and we had to go to work the next day.

Thank God For Our Union Delegate Staten Island Chuck

He got up on the bar and yelled “Listen You Staten Island Deer if you want this Johnny on Friday, Lets Go Now!”

If not, Im calling Bill DeBlasio  & Mike Bloomberg  Right Now,  Pronto Tonto!

We have Work in the Morning

And everybody got right up and ran all the way home

Moral of the Story – People act Like Animals

Animals Don’t